Friday the 13th drug overdose January 13, 2017Posted by Ubi Dubium in Events, Humor.
Tags: catnip, cats, drugs, Friday the 13th, Humor, superstition
We had a perfect confluence of luck happen today, appropriate for Friday the 13th. Not for us, though. For our black cat.
My spouse called me at work: “The catnip wasn’t sealed! I just knocked it over!” About 1/4 cup had spilled onto the floor. He got most of it up, but not before our Regulus had discovered that a massive overdose of his favorite drug was right in a perfect spot to roll in it.
See how his eyes look like they are vibrating? He’s stoned out of his mind here. Some cats don’t care for nip, but our kitty is a nip fiend.
When he gets a noseful of the stuff, he forgets how gravity works. He’s fine now, as far as we can tell.
Spooky Bathroom Labyrinth Hell Dream January 7, 2016Posted by Ubi Dubium in Humor, UbiDubiKids.
Tags: bathroom, cats, dreams, parakeets, parenting, toilet
Ever have a recurring dream? I have an odd one – I dream that I need to use the toilet and can’t find one.
It might be that I’m wandering around a building, and there’s no bathrooms. Or that all the bathrooms are locked or marked out of order. Or I find the bathroom, and it’s huge, with many halls, all of them full of endless sinks and showers and lockers, but no toilets, and then finally a sign posted that the toilet is maybe downstairs in another wing of the building.
If I finally do find the toilet, it’s strange and unusable.
Or it’s in a public space.
Or a janitor’s closet, or some other unlikely spot. Once I finally found one in an Addams-Family themed hotel smack in the middle of a creepy spare room full of extra furniture and spider-webs.
What prompted me to write about this is the dream I had a couple of nights ago. I was looking for a bathroom before I drove home from someplace, so I went in a door marked “restrooms”. Inside was a cafe, with the restrooms way off in the corner. The men’s room was being renovated, but the ladies room fortunately wasn’t, but the bathroom was full of exercise equipment. The only toilet was an oddly-configured exercise bicycle, with an impossibly small hole to pee in, and the bike pedals and handles began moving while you were using it. AAAAAAGH!
There are people out there who try to interpret dreams as some kind of mystical visions, but I know exactly what this dream means. I only have these dreams right before I get up in the morning. This is just my need to visit the bathroom spilling over into my dream-filled head. No woo-woo there. Just my brain unsuccessfully trying to tell me to wake up and go pee.
Now here’s the odd thing. I mentioned this recurring bathroom labyrinth dream to my oldest daughter, and her response was that she had been having these dreams too! As in my dreams, there would be endless mazes of rooms lined with assorted bathroom fixtures. Bathrooms would often have working toilets but without stalls, or only partial stalls, or half doors, but the room would be packed with people, so there was no privacy. And sometimes the bathroom labyrinth would be in a building where she hadn’t been in years. Eventually, my youngest daughter mentioned having one of these dreams too!
And we have another shared dream about parakeets. We have three parakeets, a yellow one, a blue one, and a green one. I had a dream about the red one. Not only do we not have a red one, they don’t even come in red! I told my kids about this dream, and my youngest reported a few nights later that she had also dreamed about the red parakeet.
I’ve also dreamed more than once about our second cat. We only have one cat, he’s solid black, large, and very fluffy. Our second cat in my dream looks the same, fluffy and solid black, except she has white feet. Her name is Sophia. (If I ever run across a cat like this I’ll probably have to adopt her.)
Anybody else had the same (or similar) dream more than once?