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Dog ate his homework February 2, 2017

Posted by Ubi Dubium in Rants, Responses.
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At a speech about Black History Month, Hair Twitler said this:

“I am very proud now that we have a museum on the National Mall where people can learn about Reverend King, so many other things, Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more, I notice.”

So Frederick Douglass is still alive?  Wut?

And then I realized what this reminds me of.  This is the book report from the kid who goofed off and didn’t bother to read the book.  You know, this:


I’m not the first to have noticed this, though.  Back during the campaign there was a marvellous Twitter stream of Drumpf’s “hasn’t read the book book reports”:  https://twitter.com/antoniofrench/status/788928579086217216?lang=en

Of course, we already know that Il Douche can’t actually read.  So no surprise there.



1. michelle - February 2, 2017

Oh my goodness, I watched that clip. So sad. Total disaster.

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Nan - February 3, 2017

Sad??? Hilarious!

Well, O.K. I suppose if one has empathy for someone like Hair Donald, one might be able to dig up a smidgen of sympathy … like what we all feel when we consider his small hands.

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2. Daniel Digby - February 2, 2017

But Trump is an amazing reader. He’s a wonderful reader. He just doesn’t like to show off and embarrass his non-reading contractor friends who have small hands.

I’m afraid I became elitist when I passed him up with the “Little Red Reader”: “Look, Jane. Look. Look and see. Run Spot. Run.” I have to admit that I’m an incredible reader too. (Sadly, the Little Red Reader had to be watered down and is no longer red.) I hate to brag, but I also made it all the way through the Little Green Reader and the Little Blue Reader.

As fantastic a reader as Trump is, I still lord my superior, high-energy reading and comprehension skills over lesser mortals.

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Ubi Dubium - February 3, 2017

He’s the bigliest reader ever, according to him.

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3. makagutu - February 3, 2017

I thought he had words, best words, big words and as such writing a speech should be nothing

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4. shelldigger - February 6, 2017

If tRump didn’t repeat himself so much, he’d have very little to actually say.

The biggest words he knows are apparently disaster, believe me, and I.

Most ignorant, unthinking, unable to communicate, entitled rich kid, crybaby, narcisstic, fricking jack ass I have ever seen.

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