Bring a Church Bulletin, get a discount! October 12, 2014Posted by Ubi Dubium in Humor.
Tags: atheism, bulletin, christianity, church, Church Bulletin, discount, FSM, Pastafarian, religion, stupidity, Sunday
Every so often, I’ll see a story about some business or other offering a discount or a free ticket on Sunday, if you bring your church bulletin. Of course this discriminates against people who don’t go to church. And every time I see one of those stories I think “There really ought to be a church bulletin that non-church-goers could just pull up online, insert their location and date, print out, and get those same discounts. I should do something about that”
Well, I’ve finally gotten around to doing something about that. I’ve created a Pastafarian Church Bulletin, and included as many of the regular churchy elements as I could think of, including cheesy clip-art and Latin mumbo-jumbo. This is a fillable .pdf form, so you can put in your City and State, and the date. Print it double sided (flip on short end if your printer can do 2-sided printing) and fold it in half, and you’re ready to go. (Use pastel colored paper if you have it!)
Fillable PDF: FSM Church Bulletin
Here’s a preview of what it looks like:
If you use this anywhere and get a good reaction, please let me know!