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Mission Impapable? February 25, 2013

Posted by Ubi Dubium in Humor, Responses, Uncategorized.
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From Reuters:

Pope Benedict’s decision to live in the Vatican after he resigns will provide him with security and privacy. It will also offer legal protection from any attempt to prosecute him in connection with sexual abuse cases around the world, Church sources and legal experts say.

“His continued presence in the Vatican is necessary, otherwise he might be defenseless. He wouldn’t have his immunity, his prerogatives, his security, if he is anywhere else,” said one Vatican official, speaking on condition of anonymity.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/15/us-pope-resignation-immunity-idUSBRE91E0ZI20130215

Reeeaaalllyyy……?  Here’s what I’d love to see:

MI

Good morning Mr. Phelps…. 

pope12n-7-web

The man in the photo is Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, once the head of a major international criminal syndicate.  There are charges for conspiracy, racketeering and money laundering pending against him in several countries.  Now retired, he has gone into hiding in a small principality within Italy that has no extradition treaties with any other country.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to get Ratzinger to voluntarily step outside the boundaries of this country , so that he can be arrested by the Italian authorities and extradited to stand trial.  As always, if any of your team is caught,  killed, or excommunicated, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.  This tape will self-desctruct in ten seconds.  Good luck Jim.

Mission Impossible tape

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1. Arkenaten - February 26, 2013

And now the theme music will be playing in my head all day! Good one!

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2. the chaplain - March 15, 2013

“His continued presence in the Vatican is necessary, otherwise he might be defenseless. He wouldn’t have his immunity, his prerogatives, his security, if he is anywhere else,” said one Vatican official, speaking on condition of anonymity.

Translation: Pope Benny is guilty as hell, which is why he must live the rest of his life hiding in the one place where no one gives a shit about his sins crimes.

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